Sometimes U's a little Sassy for your own good.

Here are a few things everyone should learn:

1. Sometimes people are a little too sassy for their own good. Like, for example, when a 7-year-old refuses to do what you ask them to do by responding with, "REALLY, Zoë... REALLY?!?"

If you are 7, and you have ever responded in this manner, you are truly too sassy for your own good.

But, this also goes for peeps of all ages.. u better watch yo behind cuz Sometimes We's all a bit too sassy.

2. If you ask a question, listen to the answer.

Ever notice someone not listening to the response they requested? How fucking rude. You didn't just start talking out of no where. Why are they wasting your energy? What's the point? If you don't want to know, DON'T ASK!

3. The best kind of gift is the homemade gift. But, only if you spent more than 15 minutes on it, and the homemade gift can't be vs.-ing a really awesome vacation, a new car, house, boat, really awesome bicycle, etc.

Also, homemade gifts are only good gifts if you're actually good at making something. No one wants a homemade picture frame that you just made out of a picture frame and some stickers... well maybe a 13-year-old does, but by the time you're my age, that shits just ugly and waiting to be thrown out.

4. Tell people when they have food in their teeth, or boogers hanging out of their nose. No one likes to talk with a group of people for longer than 2 minutes only to discover later that everyone had probably been staring at their teeth and hoping the chunk of whatever that is would go away. Sure it can be hard to be the one to bring it up, but the sooner you do it, the less awkward that other person feels, and the sooner you can stop staring at it and thinking about if you should tell them.

This kind of goes along with anything hard to tell someone.

That's all for now. I'm sure I'll have some more strokes of genius soon.